Me: Where should I apply my perfume?
Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed
the noise I just made wasn’t pretty at all
if someone tells you your clothing style is gay, respond with:
"yeah, it came out of the closet this morning."
my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs
this is a great post because even if you have really skinny thighs that’s still a damn thick wallet
phases of a student
- does homework as soon as you get it
- worried about being caught copying homework
- doesn’t bother with homework until last minute
- too lazy to even copy from others